my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store
(via allisoniskiller)
people who have perfect bodies but eat junkfood and don’t exercise is the reason I hate everyone
(via traveltothestarsandback)
*enters urban outfitters* [macklemore voice] yo that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
(via captain-mycaptain)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
